08-12-2003, 10:25 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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The Sexual Etiquette Test
How POLITE are you?
My Score 50.
What does your score mean?
When it comes to bedroom manners, you've got an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. You try to be as good as you can but sometimes your selfish desires lead you off the golden path. You may be patting yourself on the back right now, thinking, "Oh goody, I'm a decent person with a sexy touch of nastiness lurking below the surface". But not so fast - you've got a long way to go. Etiquette in the bedroom is not like opening the door for someone or saying your please and thank yous; sex is a highly delicate and emotionally-charged issue with its one set of rules. Halfway is just not good enough!
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08-12-2003, 10:34 AM
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Bouncy Bunny
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
Posts: 1,252
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My Score is 80 
I'll certainly give you this: you know the unwritten sexual rules of etiquette like the back of your hand. Your score means that you are respectful, considerate and concerned with more than just your own pleasure. You know that good sex means giving and communicating, and you handle the whole thing in a very mature way. Congrats! |
08-12-2003, 10:37 AM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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My score is 70.
I'll certainly give you this: you know the unwritten sexual rules of etiquette like the back of your hand. Your score means that you are respectful, considerate and concerned with more than just your own pleasure. You know that good sex means giving and communicating, and you handle the whole thing in a very mature way. Congrats!
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08-12-2003, 11:10 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: ~ Love Street ~
Posts: 3,099
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My score is 80.
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08-12-2003, 11:50 AM
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Ethical Epicurean
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Santa Monica California
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With a score of 90,I think I might be a little to considerate.Ladies,don't let this scare you away.
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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller
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08-12-2003, 01:08 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
Posts: 20,828
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Your score = 75
I'll certainly give you this: you know the unwritten sexual rules of etiquette like the back of your hand. Your score means that you are respectful, considerate and concerned with more than just your own pleasure. You know that good sex means giving and communicating, and you handle the whole thing in a very mature way. Congrats!
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08-12-2003, 01:16 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Back in the US finally
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90 here...but then I always tested well. Never figured it really meant anything  . |
08-12-2003, 01:31 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Your score = 75
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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08-12-2003, 01:52 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Culver City, CA, US
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What goes around, cums around:
Results of "The Test"
How polite are you in bed?
Your score = 80
What does your score mean?
I'll certainly give you this: you know the unwritten sexual rules of etiquette like the back of your hand. Your score means that you are respectful, considerate and concerned with more than just your own pleasure. You know that good sex means giving and communicating, and you handle the whole thing in a very mature way. Congrats!
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seriousfun
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08-12-2003, 02:19 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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75%
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08-12-2003, 02:19 PM
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Unusually Curious
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
Posts: 1,484
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Your score = 90
What does your score mean?
I'll certainly give you this: you know the unwritten sexual rules of etiquette like the back of your hand. Your score means that you are respectful, considerate and concerned with more than just your own pleasure. You know that good sex means giving and communicating, and you handle the whole thing in a very mature way. Congrats!
Hmmmmmm. any takers for the Bilboway ...mmmmmmmmmmm
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08-12-2003, 04:36 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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90 here too. DOn't worry lakritze I'm not *too* scared
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08-12-2003, 05:12 PM
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HornDawg Cowboy
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 1,678
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Results of "The Test"
How polite are you in bed?
Your score = 70
What does your score mean?
I'll certainly give you this: you know the unwritten sexual rules of etiquette like the back of your hand. Your score means that you are respectful, considerate and concerned with more than just your own pleasure. You know that good sex means giving and communicating, and you handle the whole thing in a very mature way. Congrats!
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08-12-2003, 10:27 PM
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Suprise Me
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,259
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Your score = 90
What does your score mean?
I'll certainly give you this: you know the unwritten sexual rules of etiquette like the back of your hand. Your score means that you are respectful, considerate and concerned with more than just your own pleasure. You know that good sex means giving and communicating, and you handle the whole thing in a very mature way. Congrats!
Mom always taught me to say please and thank you...
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08-12-2003, 10:42 PM
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here and there
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Western NY
Posts: 3,601
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Your score = 75
What does your score mean?
I'll certainly give you this: you know the unwritten sexual rules of etiquette like the back of your hand. Your score means that you are respectful, considerate and concerned with more than just your own pleasure. You know that good sex means giving and communicating, and you handle the whole thing in a very mature way. Congrats!
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