Ok this hurricane (and no power) got me thinking.

I have a great saying for a T-shirt!


Bonnie got me WET ........................
... then Charley BANGED me!!

Just an idea! LOL What other T-shirt sayings would be fun!?! Just curious!

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Heh that was funny. Even tho the HUGE font didn't really help.

But if you want a whole bunch of misc sayings on t-shirts, I have a bunch of shirts like that.

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I have MANY T-shirts,with sayings on them.Two that I can think of immediatly,are-A dog humping a pant leg,that says "SAFE SEX" and one with many penises,with a saying under each one,like "My two neighbors are nuts".
One also says"My closest neighbor,is an asshole",My wife,refuses to shop with me,if I wear either.
My favorites say---"Payback,is a Bitch" & "I don't get mad,I just get even".It
lies.I get mad & I get even.
ONE of my favorites,has a picture of Bart Simpson.Over his picture,it says---
"Underachiever & proud of it"
As said,I have many.They let people know your feelings,right off. Irish

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"I Fucked The Girl In Hanson" was my favourite for a while

I actually had a great idea for a t-shirt last year and then some fuckers stole it and marketed it down here. My idea was to have the shirt say "Australian, Idle", a play on "Australian Idol".

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Too funny Summer...glad you are ok.

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"Who Wants to be a Millionaire" is hosted by Eddie in Oz.

Change the name to suit local identities.

Lock in "E" Eddie, fucked if I know.

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"We have a daughter in school who hasn't been knocked up yet"

one of George Carlin's idea for a bumper sticker

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oh and i bought one of his shirts last year that has a good saying on it,


"Simon says go fuck yourself"

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Many years ago I worked with a guy who had a favorite saying, so for his birthday I had him a T-shirt made....

I may not be free, but I'm reasonable!

LOL

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Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

If I was going to be really tacky,

"If at first you don't succeed, try mine."

Yep, that's tacky.

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One of my favourites was "iam not gay but my boyfriend is"

I nearly bought :
"How do you make a woman scream twice? Fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on her curtainS"
for Nikki's hubby!

That shop had some great t-shirts - my bf got "Orgasm donor" and I got "After sex with me even the neighbours need a cigarette" (let's just say the whole street knows when my bf hits the right spot!).

Summer, that was really cute and a rather unusual combination of circumstances to make it possible.

Like Lil, I'm just glad you're safe and it's good to see you were able to hang onto your sense of humor.

I almost got a shirt that shows two vultures in a tree and one saying to the other, "Patience my ass I'm going to kill something."

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My husbands friend gave me a tshirt that says "I'd rather be masterbating"....wonder why he thought I would love that shirt so much....*blushing*

I saw in a magazine one time "I can't be fired, slaves have to be sold"

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