Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.


Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.


Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.


Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.


Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.


If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.


If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


Never buy a car you can't push.


Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.


Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.


The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.


Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?


If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?


You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.


Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.


Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.


We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.


A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Good ones Irish! I especially like the crayon one..

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

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Absolutely terrific, Irish. You have a gift for finding some of the neatest stuff. Thanks.

Irish,

A very practical philosophy.

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Eudaimonia

The road to hell is paved with good intentions...

Very good Irish... I loved them! Entertaining and so true.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

These are terrific Irish. TY!

Good stuff as always.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

How twue, how twue. Thanks.

And the light at the end of the tunnel might be a train.

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If I came here to talk, I would have worn underwear.