My boyfriend's brother is here now and their father is in a hotel room. K's only been here for 20 minutes but they've already talked about an air pistol they need (?) and they sat to watch "Monster Garage".

K: I've already seen this one. They make a slamboni out of an Impala.

Marketing geniuses at the Discovery channel realized there's an audience for car weirdos making a zamboni out of an Impala.

They'll be going to see an IMAX movie about car racing tomorrow and, if I'm lucky, Tyler's father will sit on the couch at some point and read an entire newspaper article to us.

I know it's not drunken fights but they are endearingly annoying.

What do you dread most about your inlaws visiting?