kinda make little Jonny's wet dream messy, wouldn't it.

I know I'm a bit late to reply to this thread, but just in case you'd like to know.

I guessed right too. Having heard about some of the other devices used to prevent masturbation in that era, I'd have thought this was one of the more humane devices! LOL

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Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

So it ISN'T a Victorian Cucumber Measurer then??


You SURE?!?!?!?!


Bugger!


DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

I'm not sure I would even be able to get it up if I had a piece of cold steel hugging my family jewels?

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

I figure I would just train my penis to bend the other way
8-|

What campingboy said made me think of winter....and.....my fave expression when asked if it's cold enough fer ya??!!....Doh! I hate that question.....

anyway....my response............"It's fuckin colder than sittin on a brass commode on the shady side of an iceberg!!! Now....fuck off....eh"!

Oh....and guys..........you should feel that thingy they use in the gynecologist's office!!!!!!!! No.....really......I think it should be mandatory for all guys to get that feeling on their balls at least once in their lifetime!!!!

*Chanting..............Give em metal......give em metal!*

LMAO db......Great minds and all.....*hugs*

Bye now................*runs off.....ducking as tomatoes fly*

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