01-02-2004, 12:46 PM
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COMMONER help!
>An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
>served them food and drinks.
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> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
>announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
>that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,lovely people, so if
>you could just put up your trays that would be super."
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> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that well-dressed rather
>exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
>over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so
>the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
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> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>Princess. I take orders from no one."
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> To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
>sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
>Tray-up bitch "
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01-02-2004, 12:57 PM
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Suprise Me
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LOL - liked that one Irish! I pictured that guy from Will & Grace being the flight attendant..... can't remember his name... good one!
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01-02-2004, 02:01 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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"Tray-up bitch" - comical!
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01-02-2004, 05:53 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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LMAO...excellent!
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01-02-2004, 06:04 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Me too Chey! I love how swishy he is......but be damned if I can remember his character name!
Anyway.....LMFAO Irish! TY for the smile hun!
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01-02-2004, 06:08 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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His name is 'Jack'
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01-02-2004, 10:42 PM
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Huggable!
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LMAO!!
Thats good Irish..... TY!
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01-03-2004, 09:09 PM
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Inquiring Mind
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Irish,
Very cute... thanks
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