First I got a job, and now I have won €2,630,896, in the Irish lottery, that I wasn't even aware that I had entered!

According to current coversion charts, I now have $3 Millon. (actually closer to 3.5)

Who's with me?

OMG! That is such a coincidence! There is a bank in Nigeria that needs me to money launder for the family of a dead customer and I will get to keep most of the $$$$. Yippppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Who would have figured that there would be 2 Millionaires amongst us at Pixies?

And I have a Russian girlfriend that wants to bring the family treasure that has been hidden away, to the states, ....but it's a secret I can't tell anybody about.

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I got laid last night.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yahooooooooooooo I got a letter telling me that since I have such great grades, the school is waiving my tuition fees and I'm getting back all the money I spent on university!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I have a Nigerian couple that is getting married here and HAS to have me photograph their wedding. They are prepared to spend $9000 and all I have to do is send them $1000 to get the ball rolling........

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

I wasn't aware you were a professional photographer, coaster! WOW!, the things you find out, in the strangest ways!

Yay for the new job (((nut)))!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Wow! A new Mercedes in the driveway with a big bow and a note saying, "From a grateful town!"

Ya, know something?

Either Pixies is full of the LUCKIEST people I have ever been associated with, OR..........

None of any of this is likely to happen, and its all a scam.

If I had to guess, it would be option #2, right?


(PS- thanks Lixy!!)

Just received notice, I may already be a weiner...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I have a weiner ...

(... and congrat's 1nutworld! Really! )