06-26-2011, 09:08 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Originally Posted by Lilith
Hi. My name is Lilith and I will be your dating/dinner consultant. A young man from our dojo had a very nice night w/ his girl due in part to following my dating and cooking instructions.
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So does that mean if I do whatever you say, exactly how you say it.........you'll make me a happy man?
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06-27-2011, 12:47 AM
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Almost.
It means that if you don't do whatever Lil says, exactly how she says it. . . .she'll make you an unhappy man.
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06-27-2011, 05:25 AM
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Just me.
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Don't ya' hate how every coin has a flip side?
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06-27-2011, 02:06 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Don't ya' hate how every coin has a flip side?
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As long as it lands on my side.  |
06-27-2011, 05:51 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Originally Posted by Oldfart
Almost.
It means that if you don't do whatever Lil says, exactly how she says it. . . .she'll make you an unhappy man.
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Sounds screwy....must be a political decision.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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06-27-2011, 06:17 PM
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Manwhore
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I confess I am not having as easy a time getting my bike torn apart as I thought I would, but my main distraction is out of town so I'll have an easier time devoting my attention to it.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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06-27-2011, 09:14 PM
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1 of 8,029,150,258
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Originally Posted by Oldfart
Almost.
It means that if you don't do whatever Lil says, exactly how she says it. . . .she'll make you an unhappy man.
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Trust me!
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Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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06-27-2011, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Don't ya' hate how every coin has a flip side?
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If you can't afford the coin, your problems go away.
It's like every silver lining has a cloud.
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07-02-2011, 04:26 AM
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Just me.
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Originally Posted by Oldfart
If you can't afford the coin, your problems go away.
It's like every silver lining has a cloud.
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07-06-2011, 07:16 PM
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*Dixie Delight*
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I confess....
I miss having a man around. For a few reasons 
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07-07-2011, 11:00 PM
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I think that Wild Orchid is just maybe one of the most erotic films ever made.
I damned near came in my pants watching in the theater.
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07-08-2011, 12:59 AM
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Mod with Bite
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I confess i just renewed my organ donation permission. If they want it they can have it *L*
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07-08-2011, 04:06 AM
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Just me.
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I confess, yesterday morning was a beautiful day for a walk.
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07-08-2011, 09:23 AM
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Missing the Angels
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I confess it sucked not being to check in for a week. My sis was on vacation.
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07-09-2011, 04:11 PM
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I confess if peeps in my family do not get well, I am calling a witch doctor.
No! Not you pf. I said witch doctor not bitch proctor.
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