So...where do you do most of yoru masturbating?

On my bed.......and you?

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on the phone

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Sitting here at my computer.

On my bed....Late at night....often with Mr. Osuche laying next to me.

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Usually in bed....but in the shower, on the sofa, at my computer, even in a pool (if I can).

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I've tried masturbating on the phone! It was awesome!!!!














But I had to throw the phone away afterwards.

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

^^^^ You're so silly!


I usually do it on my bed.

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Depends on who's in the house at the time.....

Could be in front of the puter, in bed, in the bathroom, on the back porch or out in the garage in the car. Front porch only once, it's not closed in.

OOOOOOOOh...back porch? That's hot!


I think there's a story that needs to be told about that time you rubbed one out in the garage, in the car!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

i usually do it on my hoohoo.

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Back porch is closed in, more like a sun room I guess, so not tooooo hot, but it is all floor-to-ceiling windows so..... you decide.

Well.... the garage, in the car.... if you're on the phone with some one and think it might get a little loud.... thank GM for sound-proofing cars!!

And here I thought you'd ask about the open front porch. Go figure.

OK....... so I'll bite (or nibble)............ tell us about that front porch!!!

For me usually in bed or the shower..........

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Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Now that sounds like a damn fine place to masturbate!





I'm picturing you running through the house and out to the garage! How sexy is that!!!!! That's way hotter than the front porch! Did you lock the car doors too?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Not much to tell really..... It started out to be something much different then it ended up. It was a warm summer night but with a good breeze which helps keep the bugs away. I went outside to shake a throw rug out over the railing. Ended up stripping and standing in front of the window where hubbyy was watching TV. Did everything I could think of to get him outside but he wasn't to keen on porch-sex. So as WI would say, I rubbed one out.

Now that I think about it.... When its warm enough.... mmmm

(Attached is a pic of my front porch)

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