the only learnin' you plan to give your daughter today is tellin' her to count the number of scoops that went in the coffee filter.

I knew I was tired today when I got halfway down the stairs and realized that I was wearing two different flip flops... at least I didn't get outside.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

I can tell I'm worn out when I try to read and after a couple of pages I suddenly hear the book hit the floor. LOL

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

When you hit the alarm a couple of times.....then suddenly jerk out of bed and rush to get ready for work............................













































And find out it is Saturday.. ...

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

...when you begin to believe in medieval myths
and realize...
....your ass is a dragon....

I'm the father of a 3 week old... I KNOW I'm tired...

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no kidding skyler_m.... I remember those days!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

MMmmmmm... I'm glad those day are LONG gone!

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I just want to be your firecracker....

I made a bottle for my 3 month old and tried to feed it to my 2 year old!

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XOXO

I put a piece of gum in my mouth with the wrapper still on it.

...every free moment is nap time!

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Eudaimonia

Cheyanne, Been there and done that. When I lived in LA I actually made it all the way to work on a Saturday morning, and couldn't figure out why I was the only one in the office. Damn, did I feel bad.

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Dreams are only realities you haven't "Let" come true !

The kids around here had no school.One of my grandsons decided
that he would rather go to Grampies,then daycare.Grampie,
worked out every night,installed a NEW above ground pool,after
taking the old one apart,remodeled his garage,took the plow blade & related equipment,off of his lawn tractor & installed the
mowing deck & went to bed around 2:30 every night.My grandson arrived at approx,8:00 every morning.It was a loooong
week! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

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LOL!! Now ^^^^^^ is tired!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.