Legend~

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Been sooooo close to there!

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

LMAO@Legend

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Me too,

Good one Legend.

One of my daughters gets SOO mad at me when I get going on the drums.

"Stop it! Stop it!, we're gonna crash!"


What do you think the odds are of me acutually stopping at that point ??

Not bad, not bad, but I know you....you can do better than that....

I'm sure you know something more *romantic*......I'll wait.....:heart:

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

If the music is of my favourites, I enjoy singing a lot (until loosing my voice). And in my car I´m using the gear stick like a base drum because the speakers are only toys.

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

Coming home from work tonite, saw one that topped us all...
Young blonde lady, sitting at the light next to me, in her green Mustang... I was pretty intent on "Born on the Bayou" by CCR, something caught my eye... she was dancing in her car! arms in the air, hands holding up her hair, shaking her bonbon right there in the driver's seat... either that, or her hemorrhoids were acting up on her...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

LMAO Scotz..... I had a personal episode myself with "Tempted By The Fruit Of Another" on the way to class tonight and embarassed myself pretty good.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Oh yeh Lil... Squeeze is so great, but dangerous to drive with... polyrhythms that interfere with my ability to operate machinery...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.