courtesy of Mr. Lilith

I should have been a dentist.............





cause I love your cavities




here's mine........

I should have been a chiropractor.........



cause I love that crack!



What should you have been???????????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I should have been a general practicioner ...

cuz' I'd like to just practice a lot

i should have been a taste tester

because i love to lick your sweet spot!

What ever it is I'd be self-employed

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

I should have been an acupuncturist, as I love to poke you.



Our marriage is really mixed up though--*SHE'S* the acupuncturist!

I should have been a miner, cause I love to explore your deep wet hole.

I should have been a shipbuilder, cause i love to float my boat in your ocean

I work in a Gas Station Mini Mart so I get to PUMP Ethol everyday!

Love simi retired.

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GirlWatcher......;-)
Love Them Little Tits

Pixie's Wildland Fire Fighter
Find'em HOT and Leave'em WET!

I shoulda been a bartender

cuz I'd like to tap that ass

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I'd be a Oil man because there's alot of lube and you drill down deep!!!

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I should have been a car salesman. I love to DICK'er

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"

I should have been a hooker well...cause...come on you get to fuck all the time...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I'm glad I'm not a ventriloquist......cause I NEED to use my mouth! TeeHee! I couldn't resist that!

I should have been an gymnist because I like to get into a multitude of positions!

I think that most guys should be lion tamers............OK........run with this one! LOL!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

For what to whip your pussy into shape???

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.