http://iheartguts.com/recall

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Please contact recall [at] iheartguts [dot] com for information on how to return your uterus for a refund or exchange for any other organ. We will pay all shipping costs if arranged through us. Please include your name and address so we know where to send guts.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Lolpmpl

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

OH.














MY.















GAWD.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Any of you ladies ever have this problem ?

I love it.

Imagine, "Mum, have you seen my spleen?"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

My ovaries stayed put but my uterus fell out

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Imagine my shock at learning that loosened ovaries might be a choking hazard.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Fascinating

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Alrighty then, all you pixies, line up. Girls to the left, Boys to the right. Tiiiiiime for an organ check. Any organs with a choking potential will need to be thoroughly scrutinized. By me, of course.

----kathy

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Two are better then one!

Oooo! Oooo! Me! I'm ready.

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Eudaimonia

Oh, I so want a plush spleen. yes, they do make one.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

can I line up behind jseal for inspection ?

"Choking potential", is this a gag? he asked reflexively.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

*groan*

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I moved 14,000 miles for a good gag.

----kathy

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Two are better then one!