I guess this is mostly directed to the ladies.....but I have a question for the men too!

Ladies? Have you ever awakened before him.....glanced over.....and saw the outline of that devine hard cock through the sheets? Did you think to yourself......"Weeeeeeeeee! This'll be a great morning!"....or...."Oh damn....I wonder if he'd mind if I took advantage....or he just wants to pee!"??????? LOL!

Men? Would it bother you for us to just jump aboard.....or suck you up?

I'll tell you that Mr. Lixy would love that I weren't ever apprehensive........but sometimes I know that his "tent" has NOTHING to do with me or his dreams and fantasies......and so I hesitate at times......

So....what's your thoughts?

I'd say what better way to start the day, damn Honey hop on and have some!

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Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

A simple inquiry will solve the issue. Ask, "Are you going to take care of that, or should I?" If it is the infamous "piss hard-on", he will dispatch the problem. If it is prelude to a wet dream, squat and say, "OOooo, Baby!"

If you get a firm grasp on the problem, you are bound to find the solution at hand.

Simple.

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I have taken advantage of it..but if he wakes with a hard-on he gets up to pee...and when he comes back seems to have lost interest.

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go for it even if it is a piss hard on he'll forget about it right away

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whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I'm far more likely to wake him up orally...and I've never had a mishap yet.

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

If placed in that position..you can bet.. that the last thing I would be likely to do it let it go to waste.... nope.. sorry.. this girl has a lot of time to make up for. LOL

I thought I would be all sexy and wake Mr. Lil up in the middle of the night by slurping him. I wriggled his member free from the front fly of the jammies he wears and just about the time I wrapped my lips tightly around it he woke up and obviously thought I was the willy-monster. He slapped me smack dab on the top of my head and screamed bloody murder


Scared the living hell out of me too...we were both so traumatized we just went to bed. I thought he had fallen back to sleep when I heard him start giggling. Then I giggled too and eventually managed to stop laughing long enough to finish what I tried starting

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Ex BF loved to be woken up with a "surprise" blowjob so much that if he woke before me he would pretend to be asleep so I would roll over and give him one. New BF is to new to know yet.........hmmmmm

LOL at Lilith

Lixy IMHO go ahead and hop on. It would beat the Hell out of an alarm clock anyday

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I say have at it, would love to start each day out that way!!!!!!!!!!!

A dream come true!!!!!!!!!!

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ROFL@Lil! Oops! We can now put "smack on top of the head" in the foreplay column!

Thanks for the replies everyone! Good stuff! I guess I'll just take my chances and hope I don't get the screamin whallop! LOL!

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Hmm...If there is a pole it should be ridden...end of story.

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Or..........is it the beginning skip? LOL!

I like your "plain and simple" attitude!

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