those enzyte commercials.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Bob's Discount Furniture commercials

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Buddy's Carpet


(I'll sleep in a hollow log before I'd buy anything from that asshole! )

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Spotless Carpet Cleaners....GEESH!

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Pick an ad, almost any ad.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Head on. Apply directly to the forehead
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead
Head on. HIT ME WITH A HAMMER IN THE FOREHEAD!

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

LOL I hate that one too. Great to know it's a national spot. I want to know who got paid $475947593 for that ad campaign.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Erectial Dysfunction commercials!

We joke now and ask..."Just how many dysfunctional reptiles can there be in the world"?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

AARRRRGGGG! I hate that one, too! I either mute it or turn channels I'm so sick of it. There's also one about a guy wanting to go into business for himself and his current "boss" (I guess) is telling him he can't do it. I don't even know what they're advertising ... it disgusts me so much I turn channels rather than watch it.

That commercial where the "fungus" lifts up the toenail & crawls underneath. Man that freaks me out! We always scream "change it...CHANGE IT!!!"

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

All of the above





Oh, & a (I think) local ad for a furniture warehouse store with a CGI cartoon character that looks like Bill Clinton's dumbass clone...do they actually think this is a great selling point?


Then there's the Empire Carpet ad...announcer sounds like he's in final stage throat cancer, then they make my skin crawl even more with the 40's style "Android Sisters" musical jingle...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Hey!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The IBS commercials with the tummies. Also, the gas and constipation commercia with the dancing people. STUPID!!


Although I did hear something funny......you know the beer commercials"Real Mean of Genius"??? I gues there are spoofs now called "Real Men of Jesus"

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

lmao
add me to that list, too.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

The only one of those I have heard of are the Empire Carpet ads... 'Android Sisters'... LOL @ Scotz

Oh, and I have seen the fungus under the toenail one. Yuck.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these