12-21-2001, 08:54 AM
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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.
He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower,
rub the top of your nipples and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock."
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
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12-21-2001, 08:58 AM
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke,when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
The lady asked, "What's that?" 
"A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
"Where did you get it?" the other lady asked.
"You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to the local
drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
"It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted. 
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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12-21-2001, 12:36 PM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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12-21-2001, 02:01 PM
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LoveDiva4u----The last picture isn't realistic!Santa isn't stroking it.
Santa is human also.He has the same wants&needs.Merry Christmas. Irish
P.S.It seems as if we're the only ones here today!I have been holding off posting;to see if anyone else did.So far you're the only
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12-21-2001, 06:01 PM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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12-21-2001, 08:29 PM
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I wanta be santa....
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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12-22-2001, 02:32 AM
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Well if that is how Diva greets Santa then she will have many visits on X-mas Eve I think.
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12-23-2001, 12:10 AM
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New car smells
God, I love the smell of a new car.
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12-23-2001, 12:28 AM
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Nutcracker
OWWWWWWWWWW!
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12-23-2001, 12:28 AM
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OK JimJ...
...you're in with that post
WLECOME ABOARD. 
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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12-23-2001, 12:32 AM
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???
For some reason it won't let me post the nut cracker pic. It says it's not a valid gif or jpg file but it is |
12-23-2001, 12:34 AM
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hope this works
Do it Rudy!
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12-23-2001, 12:36 AM
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Still no luck. This sucks. I've got some funny ass pics to contribute but it won't let me  |
12-23-2001, 12:44 AM
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Looks like I'll have to stick to gif images because I'm haveing no luck with jpg images.
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12-23-2001, 12:46 AM
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Virus
virus (just a joke)
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