Never try to ride a barely broken stud horse around a mare in season when your saddle is older than you are.....leather is delicate after 30 years of sweat and rough riding. BUT if you do insist on riding the stud bitless in a 30 year old saddle....


NEVER FORGET YOUR RIDING CROP!



Kyttn

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

Seems to me there are a few ladies around here who never ride without their riding crop...

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Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Never leave a sandwich unattended in the same room as a black lab puppy!

Never give daughters your charge card at the mall and say "buy what you need for school".

(Thank goodness they have both graduated!!)

Never, ever try to jump my bones!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Never trust the person who caused the accident to call you back later.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Lil, Tess, for starters........but I'm sure I'm leaving a few out.

Never leave home without it.

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Never let them see you sweat (unless you're at the gym)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I still stand by the assertion that one should never eat yellow snow, but also:

never lie on your back and play 'superman' with any baby who's been fed within the last 3 days

never 'save' a chipolata sausage on your Christmas dinner plate if you're sitting next to FussyPucker

never underestimate fury of a woman scorned.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Never scratch insdie your nose if you have superglue on your finger.

And never ask me how I came to learn that.

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OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

XXXII XXXIII XXXIV XXXV XXXVI XXXVII XXXVIII XXXIX

Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Never take a sleeping pill & a strong laxative in the same night. - Dave Barry

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

NEVER have a bad day! You can have a few bad hours...but dont let it turn into an entire bad day!

Never expect life to get any easier

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

NEVER use the toilet without making sure there's toilet paper.

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Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. ~Roger Miller