03-09-2011, 02:52 PM
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Tease and Please
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Something from an email
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03-09-2011, 02:53 PM
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Tease and Please
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A few more
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03-09-2011, 02:54 PM
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Tease and Please
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And a couple more
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03-09-2011, 04:40 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Those were great. Definitely put a smile on my face.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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03-09-2011, 06:42 PM
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A good start to the day.
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03-10-2011, 01:00 AM
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 Good end to the day too.
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 PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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03-10-2011, 04:27 AM
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Just me.
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... and a good way to begin the day after.
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03-26-2011, 02:40 PM
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Hrny Bstrd
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Easy open bra for guys with no idea how hook-eye clasps work. 
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03-27-2011, 12:39 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Good idea!
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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03-27-2011, 12:45 AM
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Overcomplicated, Lord Snow.
The parachute harness catches, one slap between the shoulder blades and it's open.
Now there's a good idea.
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03-28-2011, 03:45 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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How about I just start using a knife to cut the damn thing off?
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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03-28-2011, 06:11 PM
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Bribe enough politicians to ban the things. It's less Alley Oop and would bring a gentle sway to the world.
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03-29-2011, 05:31 AM
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Just me.
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Tis a fine thing you suggest, OF. Would you like to run for President of the US?
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03-29-2011, 05:44 AM
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And risk being shot by the Secret Service?
I'll walk slowly and whisper it in his ear instead.
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08-19-2011, 06:01 PM
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Manwhore
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The funny part is I only changed the part under the word panties. 
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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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