62F and clear skies. Going up to 79F today with virtually no chance of rain. (10% from 7pm to 11PM)

62F with clear skies going up to 83F with mostly cloudy skies today. Current humidity is at 90% and the dewpoint is at 58.

64F with clear skies right now (12:30am) going up to 81F with mostly sunny skies today. Humidity right now is 76% with the dewpoint at 57.

There are going to be some real reports coming in from our South-East Pixies and I hope they are all safe ones.

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71F with clear skies shooting up to 85F today with sunny skies. Humidity is at 81% and the dewpoint is at 67.

10:21am 76°F high of 80°F overcast with 10% chance of rain. Coastal flood advisory has been up all week cause of the hurricane, there is talk that it might still get us as a tropical storm but tracks I have been seeing show it going way west of us. Been having enough rain before the hurricane with areas north and west of us getting flooded out. My daughter wants to go clamming again before it gets cold and I have 3 containers of worms in the fridge that will die of we don't get to go fishing soon.

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At 1:30am it's 61F with clear skies heading up to 87F with sunny skies. Summer hasn't quite faded away just yet. Just as well, I still have some window trim to paint.

74F at 10:30pm Monday going up to 87F Tuesday (9/18/18) with mostly sunny skies.

68F under clear skies heading up to 87F with partly sunny skies. Another warm one today and at least one more before the temps moderate.

8:11am current temperature is 70°F high of 86. Clear skies and 0% chance of precipitation (for a change).

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never take life seriously or you will never get out of it alive.

You can't fool me because I'm a moron.

Yarr, it be fair weather here, with mostly sunny skies, 80F/26.7C, with a high of 82F/27.8C. RElative humidity be 69%, with fair winds from the NNW up to 8 knots.

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Here it is 10 minutes past midnight and still 71F with clear skies. Later today it'll reach 91F with sunny skies. But then … fall gets here. For at least a week highs will be in the 70s or high 60's with a chance of rain Tuesday and Wednesday. Not a bad forecast if holds true.

At 10:45pm on Thursday it's still 80F with clear skies. The forecasted high for Friday is only 77F with mostly cloudy skies. Still, the break in the heat will be welcome … Thursday was rather repressive.

Today's weather report is brought to you by the letters F and O. It is 11:22am current temp is 78°F with a high of 81°. 0% chance of precipitation. There was a coastal flood advisory for the Chesapeake Bay and lower Maryland Eastern shore but that has been removed. When someone insults you or just pisses you off remember your friendly letters F and O. "Fuck off!"

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never take life seriously or you will never get out of it alive.

You can't fool me because I'm a moron.

57F and partly cloudy at 1am. High today expected to reach 71F with sunny skies. Fall is here, I do believe.