10-19-2003, 04:41 AM
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What do you call a freshly shaven phone company information clerk?
First and ten.
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10-19-2003, 09:54 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What were the rates for services at the local brothel?
first (base) ten bucks,second base 40 bucks etc......
Jump on the pigskin
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10-19-2003, 03:14 PM
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Carpe diem
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What did the redneck farmer say his favorite activity was?
Playing hide and seek
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10-19-2003, 03:25 PM
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What do you tell the kids go outside and play so you any your spouse can play the inside the house adult version of hide and seek?
Nose bleed seats
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10-19-2003, 04:39 PM
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what are seats that make you say, "I could have sat closer in my living room?"
chocolate milk shake
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10-20-2003, 08:40 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What do all the boys at the Omega Psi Phi Fraternity hope for when they host a dance at the house??
step show
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10-21-2003, 04:21 AM
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What turns on the escalator repair man?
bundle of joy
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10-21-2003, 07:01 AM
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How do bondage aficionados refer to their subs??
All wrapped up.
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10-21-2003, 05:56 PM
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Member of weird club
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What do bondage aficiondos refer to their hobbies.
living dream
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10-21-2003, 05:56 PM
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what is my wife?
love potion #9
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10-21-2003, 06:10 PM
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What is the potion made by two lovers in heat.
deep dish
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10-21-2003, 06:11 PM
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what is an awesome pizza (just cause I'm hungry right now)
blow it out your ass
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10-21-2003, 06:34 PM
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What is a game of lighting your farts called?
blow job
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10-21-2003, 06:36 PM
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what is every mans dream?
sit on it
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10-21-2003, 07:59 PM
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What is every womans dream.
down and out
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