05-05-2005, 07:58 PM
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Just me.
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Sex is only funny when you start to masturbate and can't get yourself interested.  |
05-07-2005, 08:09 AM
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Tells it all
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sex is only funny when my hand falls asleep
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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese
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05-18-2005, 12:26 PM
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Libidinous Hussy Member
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Location: Philadelphia
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Sex is only funny when you're completely trusting
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Thank you, sir, may I have another?
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08-21-2005, 08:48 PM
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Pussy Surveyor
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Location: Florida
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Sex is only funny when the dog bites you on the ass because he thinks your hurting her (True Story)
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08-21-2005, 09:02 PM
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Registered User
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Sex is only funny...when you slip in the shower and she falls ontop of you... (True Story, I'm a klutz I know...Godamn Irish Spring....)
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08-21-2005, 09:20 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Seattle
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
Sex is only funny when you start to masturbate and can't get yourself interested. |
 Too funny! |
08-22-2005, 12:55 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Location: West Coast
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Sex is only funny when body cavities make extraneous noises. <blush>
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-22-2005, 01:00 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Sex is only funny when you're fully engaged and the cat jumps up beside you and starts meowing for a treat.
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08-22-2005, 06:44 AM
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sex addict
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Sex is only funny when using extra lube and you slip and slide everywhere
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Lets try everything Sexual!!
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09-05-2005, 12:10 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Location: West Coast
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Sex is only funny when you're both so exhausted that you've been *talking* about it for 3 days, but neither one of you finds the energy to initiate.
(true story) 
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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09-20-2005, 03:46 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Sex is only funny when the phone rings just as it's ready to happen.  |
12-07-2008, 06:15 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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* BUMP *
Sex is only funny when you hear, "Am I interrupting something?"
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12-07-2008, 07:36 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: At the bottom of the great big Vegemite jar
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Sex is only funny when the cat settles on your tummy while you're receiving oral.
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12-07-2008, 07:52 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Sex is only funny when you hear a knock on the steamed up car windows.
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12-08-2008, 05:06 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: At the bottom of the great big Vegemite jar
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Sex is only funny when you're fucking each other in your sleep. (For 4 hours and a few position changes!)
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