http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/

Was I living in the dark ages??? I want one of each!!!!!!!!!! Where is Santa when I need him???? I swear I have been a "good" girl!!!!

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If you just knew a guy who's handy with power tools (& that's a relationship I would think any single woman should cultivate), you could probably have your own Drilldo or Fucksall for a song...


(the song would be the sound of your moaning & sceaming )

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Dang!! really??? Consider it done!!!!

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Sorry to get your hopes up...I actually meant you should find a guy near you...

However, I may have to retire to the workshop for some...uh, research, yeh, that's right...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Well crap!!! See what you do to a girl?? You should be sorry, but I am looking forward to your "research"!

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It's a shame. I had a whole host of fucking machines videos on my computer, but I just did a great porn purge a few days ago.

I'm serious. And I don't think it would be too hard to jerry rig one. It's a pretty simple design, though I can't really verify their safety or comfort.

But maybe it's something I can put on my resume:

2008 Houston, TX
Got tired of making beer, designed and built a mechanical dildo that plugs into a 220 socket. Patent Pending.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

i could make one out of a saw-zaw

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Hmmm, I guess I'm an old fashioned kinda guy. Tell you what Shadoz, I'd be willing to help with a bit of research on the topic. Sort of a modern day John Henry tale. I'll volunteer to take on those contraptions and prove that a man can do the job better than a machine.

Then again John Henry did die with his hammer in his hand......... oh what a way to go!

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I was watching one of those videos and the stroke was too long and it pulled out... it was going very fast.... looked painful when it went back forward...

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Iowaman I like the way you think Any ladies want to compare me to one of those machines ?

So, Shadozfire, tell us which ones you were wishing for???

IF YOU WERE JUST A WEE BIT CLOSER I WOULD TAKE YOU BOTH UP ON THE OFFER. You never know it might be fun...

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

I want that pogo fucking stick!!

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Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Damn txgrneyes wish I was lol

Whadda ya mean...the gang bang fucking machine doesn't come with the vacu-lock dildos? I gotta buy them separate?

Geezzzzzzzzz...should at least cum with one...eh?

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