'Cause some people are just idiots:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/0.../9431690814827/

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A zoo spokesman also said in a second WeChat post that the temperature at the zoo lately has been reaching 104 degrees -- much too hot for a human to survive for more than a few minutes in a heavy bear suit.

So if you're not sure if it's a human or not, just sit it outside. If it dies after a few minutes you were right. Darn zoo officials can't fool us.