#61 I'm the one selling them.

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#62 Here in the U.S., a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes.

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#63 The blue whale is the largest creature to have ever lived!

#64 The Spanish translation of the toothpaste "Colgate" is "go hang yourself".

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#65 Pierre Charles L'Enfant designed the traffic circles in D.C. not only with an eye towards connecting the diagonal avenues with the rectangular grid of the streets, but also with an eye towards allowing artillery to easily face any direction, should it be necessary to defend the city.

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#66 It seems unlikely that real aliens actually starred in the new Independence Day movie.

#67 The ID movies were actually produced by Aliens, to put us off our guard about how easily they are defeated.

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#68 Carbon monoxide doesn't hurt people who don't breath it on a regular basis.

#69 I don't get nearly enough 69 in my life.

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#70 70 ... hmmm ... looks younger every year.

October 24, 1944 saw the organized introduction of the Kamikaze

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#72 ... The new terrorist often adopt Kamikaze methods of destroying themselves.