Just got this again, an oldie but a goodie.


An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers
on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes.
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The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketballplayer. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
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The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the Former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
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The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute
and jumps.
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The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."

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A funny thing then happened to my spelling.

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I read this somewhere b4... boy... it was funny!

Was it mend to be a joke or not?

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i do loe this kinda jokes!!!

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I heard it before but I like any joke in which the Clintons are the
butt of the joke! Irish

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thanks for the "smile"!!

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LOL Oldfart! Hope he can laugh at himself....I sent it to the White House!

JK!

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Read it again, dear.....G.W. is the butt of this version.....and deservedly so. (In My No So Humble Opinion)

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Sorry, you're all wrong Hillary took the school bag. HA HA. LOL.

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SS---It doesn't matter,If it can be turned to be against the Clintons,I will do it!Am I prejudiced against them?YES!! Irish
Different strokes,for different folks!

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Heheheee!

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