09-29-2003, 06:00 AM
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+ Drowning +
Any of you ladies ever have your head tilted back at just the wrong angle so that when he shot his wad it went up towards your sinuses???? LOL the idea of drowning in spoo just is tickling me this morning.
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09-29-2003, 09:24 AM
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yessssssss it hurt like hell to! lol got a sinus infection from it damn
having bad flashbacks now!
lol
well i guess the sinus infection was from that, it was damn good timing if not!
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09-29-2003, 09:33 AM
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If it something you would like to experiance (sp), would like to help you out. LOL
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09-29-2003, 10:49 AM
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LOL @ Cobalt !!! Been there done that! Is what I get for doing it so well he nearly blew my damn head off
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09-29-2003, 02:05 PM
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Lil, I just had this happen for the first time like a week or so ago. I was surprised, only because I am so naive and didn't know that could happen.
Seriously.
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09-29-2003, 02:43 PM
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lol.. that happened to me a few years ago.. boy did that kill the mood quick. As soon as it stopped hurting, I laughed until I cried. I had no idea it could happen either.
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09-29-2003, 03:48 PM
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Actually, no.
But the very first time I gave my current SO a blow job...well, you know when a drink goes down the wrong pipe? I must've sucked when I should've swallowed and started gasping and coughing. He was mortified, and I felt awful about it....so when I could finally catch my breath I said without thinking "Well, if I ever run for office...I can't say I never inhaled."
Later on he said it was the feeling of hysterical laughter in the afterglow that told him I was someone he could stay with forever.
I always liked that story....never had a place I could tell it before. Not precisely right for Christmas Eve with the family
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09-29-2003, 05:28 PM
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lol GingerV too funny. That's like when the kids ask how daddy proposed I turn beet red. He can't exactly say he asked me when I had a mouth full of cock and couldn't really answer him
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09-29-2003, 06:35 PM
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OMG, this is funny. LOL! I can just see you talking to your kids, Lilith. "When daddy asked me to marry him, I said, 'Ismm oakive erat yeffsi.'"
And they said, "What?"
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09-30-2003, 05:48 AM
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LOL @ dicksbro
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09-30-2003, 06:19 AM
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Never had it shoot up my nose so far it clogged my sinuses! But......have had it shoot up my chin....a bit into my nostrils.....onto my forehead...and into my hair!
The lustre and softness was incredible!
It's a dessert topping.....a floor cleaner........and a hair conditioner......all in one! And now we can add to our list......it clears the sinuses! Kinda like the versatility of Skin So Soft from Avon.....huh Lil? LMAO!
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09-30-2003, 12:21 PM
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roflmao
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09-30-2003, 01:07 PM
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OMG tooooooooo funny
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10-01-2003, 09:23 AM
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I think there are times, if the guy knows it is going to be one of those intense ones....a warning should be given so she can back off...
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