Very hard content..
tomato philosophers near 7
fwd: we shXould all be so lucky beecham
hornee_elders...adult oriented
Re: At a flying trot,
f0rk us in the arse...adult oriented
re:--yes the pass-to pers.-freedom-Cunnin...
spank it here...sexually explicit
get ready to wack it...adult oriented
Preview Hot Babes Playing With STICKY CUM
power drill dilettantes living with 827

just a few from my junk mail at hot mail

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

"spank it here...sexually explicit ?"

bet they got Lilith to open that one...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Oh yeah...
I'm ready for some serious arse f0rking!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

super pill will help you! (Who needs Superman?)

the super drug will help you! (I guess we don't need Super Pill either)

Wow, I Really Need This! bug n uo g sqgxvl (Nice for you... and what the heck is a bug n uo sqgvxl?)

they don't hire people without degres (But they apparently do hire people that don't know how to spellcheck)

blueberry vivace problem ( )

Yippieeeeeeeeee (Okkkkkkkkk )

You went to school and got no dimploma? We can fix... (Dimploma? Another spammer that can't afford a spellchecker)

get a universitty dimploma even if you don't deser... ( I love this guy)

Jenn, Confirm your position (Hopefully it's doggy)

violate your girlfriend happy! (Uhmmm... no comment)

Anal Lovers website as promised Brewer (YESS!!! WOOHOO!!)

¤£·Q¥u»â¤@¥÷¦ºÁ~¤ô ( )

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Another sheep site.

And extensive therapy is the only thing that'll get you through problems with your blueberry vivace...herbal home remedies only make it worse. Unless you're from Jersey, where only people with dimplomas can be certified to assist you.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

lmao @ ^^^


Here's another...

learn how to dialate! (Maybe if I could get pregnant, this would be useful. Oh, and did I mention... USE A SPELLCHECKER!)

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

fredchabotnik,

It's to get the messages past the filters.

It'll pick up penis, but not pen;is etc.

Does that make pen;;;;;;;;;;;;is an enlargement advert?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I sort of figured that, but I seem to see a lot of the same misspellings...
oh well, at least it's amusing to read the subjects.

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

All you have to do is ask, I will get this vasectomy reversed in a heartbeat.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

HUGE Results so good you'll need new underwear

At least I can guess what that one is about.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

cramer. contusion. ax. dragonhead.

bedpost terrace epithet remedy delectable hymnal ghost expelled clock difficulty...

Name Brand Sof.tw.are wholesa.le prices Fre.e Shipping circumflex catchy

Once upon a time, a shill would run down my spine.

bAkIy8v::: Men w!:th a b!:g pen!:s are t0tal studs

Luse wejght now! Be slim and saxy till summer! alexei

PrxYz8M::: Get a 2 t0 3 !:nch ga!:n f0r y0ur pen!:s t0day

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

I don't even get amusingly stupid spam anymore...do they just not like me anymore?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

men spurt baby batter

I can send you some if you're really missing it that much...

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

ht. They are clearly... Get ol' onee eye pumping again g

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas