02-19-2003, 07:07 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Women Wear The Pants In The House!!!
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02-19-2003, 07:22 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Just some more buttons and bows to open up
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02-19-2003, 07:59 PM
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Lovediva, where can I get some for my wife?
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02-20-2003, 12:04 AM
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yea too bad that the Zipper is on the WRONG Lips..... LOL
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02-20-2003, 12:37 AM
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LMAO@Nobody Special 
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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02-20-2003, 09:36 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Zippity do daa, zippity aaaa
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02-20-2003, 06:12 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Gives new meaning to "Zip your lips"!!!
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02-21-2003, 06:18 AM
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Errmm... guess thats a new things man want to get for their wife!
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02-21-2003, 08:01 AM
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Just me.
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Now I know where WinZip came from.
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02-21-2003, 08:10 AM
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You do realise that if it's got a zip, it also means that it's got teeth.
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02-22-2003, 11:17 AM
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Mooooo!!!
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Location: Canada
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Quote:
Originally posted by Oldfart
You do realise that if it's got a zip, it also means that it's got teeth.
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Ooohh................OUCH! 
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03-02-2003, 01:29 PM
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A newlywed couple entered their honeymoon suite. The young man had been told by his father to lay down the law about who was the boss as soon as he could after the marriage ceremony. With that in mind the young man pulled off his trousers and tossed them to his new bride.
"Here,"he said in an authoritive voice,"put these on."
His bride, with a puzzled look on her face, pulled on the trousers.
She stood holding the waist band, to keep the oversized pants from falling down and said,"I can't wear these, they're much too large."
"And you remember that!"Her new husband said,"Keep in mine who wears the pants in this family!"
The young mans bride thought for a minute, dropped his trousers to the floor, reached under her dress, pulled down and stepped out of the tiny pair of lace panties she had on.
She tossed them to her husband and said,"Here, you put these on."
Her young husband stood staring at the pair of tiny lace panties hanging from one of his fingers.
"I can't possibly get in to these!" He protested.
"That's right!" His new wife said,"And you're not going to until you change your attitude!"
That's who wears the pants in the family!
Comshaw
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03-02-2003, 05:07 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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LMAO Comshaw!
Welcum to Pixies! I see you will fit in well here, hun!
*tossing my bra to you.."Put this on!"* LOL!
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03-02-2003, 09:25 PM
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Women wear pants in your house? Kwel. The boys get to walk around naked in your house, huh? Do the boys get to wear pretty dresses in your house? Women in power. I'm hard. Do you wear bras and thongs in your house? Ooh! baby you've got the correct lips for me. God? I'm an atheist. Sometimes playing with yourself can be soooo much fun. LixyChick, shit I love your picture, girl! You've got such a great ass! Sweetc0rn
that girl is sooooo fly. Dicksbro, I haven't senior member! Lol. Shit! I have such a dirty mind, take advantage of it! Tossing the bra. I'd put in on. "Hey, hey who wears the bras and pretty dresses in this house? Oh that's right. We both do!" I'm not a "member yet". I had members before. Ha. Ha. I'm way sooooo slutty.
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03-03-2003, 10:48 AM
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Magic Clit
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OMG I so want that piercing!!!!!!
Its krazy, my mother never would let me get my nipples pierced, but I said I wanted my clit dun and she's like "oooooh, pretty!!!!!!" WTF!
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