When me and Nat get ready for a hot night, we take a shower and shave each other. Then when I get out of the shower, she "cleans" herself very good. then she puts on her robe with nothing underneath and gives me a great show.

Lets hear what everyone else does to get ready for a hot night of foreplay and sex

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I'm so romantic, I should marry myself.

Depends on the night..............

Long hot shower, shaving......want everything sexy smooth....... loofah, do my hair, fix my face, put on light lotion.......make sure my nails tips and toes are painted sexy, put on some thing lacey, sexy or even nothing.....light candles and wait til he finds me start without him if he does not hurry

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I shout "Brace yourself !!!!"

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

I couldn't stop laughing when I read the posts - for my wife and I with 2 small kids, getting ready for sex first involves getting out our day planners, finding a day when we both have time off, the kids don't have dance, gym, soccer, piano lessons, ski lessons, etc. Then we need to find a baby sitter who will take the kids so we can grab a few minutes of quite time. Being spontanious means saying "Quick - lock the door - they are watching tv". The only candles we have used lately are on birthday cakes. :yellghst: :yellghst: :yellghst:

I am supposed to prepare??????


NOBODY TOLD ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Diva, it takes at least a minute to rip each others' clothes off...I call that preparation, don't you?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Not if you always walk around naked Scotz!!!!!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Get naked!!

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"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults".
~ Gore Vidal

Well, when my wife comes looking for a little play, it does take a few seconds to get a full erection ... does that count?

However, when I go looking fo her, generally those few seconds have already taken place.

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Yo ho ho ...

The Captain

<<Old joke>>

Q. What's a Glaswegian man's idea of an aphrodisiac?

A. 12 pints of lager and a Vindaloo!!


Sorry, it just popped into my head there...... I'll just creep back inside the skirting board now, if that's ok..............

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Can't remember, but I'm sure it's like riding a bicycle.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Hahahaha...we can relate!!!

rabbit

Me too! Sometimes I get to get ready and sometimes I get enough time to lock the bathroom door

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

My SO gets ready the same way everytime, always a shower..if she is taking a shower in the evening i know its sex time, cause otherwise she showers in the morn.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.