10-30-2010, 09:01 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Klondike
I just saw a commercial for Klondike Bars again and it got me thinking....
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Of course....anything is permissible.
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10-30-2010, 09:05 PM
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hmmmmm I really want one right now to!!
I'd let my husband tie me up and drip hot wax on me........
oh...Is this sposed to be a hard punisment on us??? I may like that to much LOL
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10-30-2010, 09:22 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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It's pretty much just whatever you're willing to do, or be subjected to, for a klondike bar.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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10-30-2010, 09:40 PM
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I'd be willing to expend the effort to beat your ass until you got dressed, got in the car and picked me up one
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10-30-2010, 09:50 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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I'm already dressed, but there would have to be some kind of upside for me if I take the time to drive all the way to your house. Besides seeing you of course.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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10-30-2010, 10:01 PM
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That would depend...what is it?
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10-30-2010, 10:12 PM
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I'd open the freezer case & grab one...if I was already at the grocery store. Wouldn't make a special trip though.
But I'd do damned near anything for an order of french fries from Wendys.
And by "damned near"...I mean "absolutely"!
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10-31-2010, 12:30 PM
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Does it count if I'm willing to walk over to the grocery store and buy one?
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10-31-2010, 06:58 PM
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I don't know that I've ever actually had one. I tend to be an ice cream sammich gal, followed by Drumsticks and Fudgecicles. So I might be willing to hold out my hand for one if you're offering; beyond that, not much.
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10-31-2010, 09:38 PM
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*poke poke* Soooooooo what are they??
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10-31-2010, 11:21 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Vanilla ice cream wrapped in a thin layer of chocolate. The slogan is the question "what would you do for a klondike bar?" Usually it's something off the wall and ridiculous. Like one commercial had a professional Nascar driver racing on a tricycle instead of his car for a race.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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11-01-2010, 02:47 AM
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Hmmm sounds like many other icecream wrapped in choc....fairly standard then
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11-01-2010, 07:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fangtasia
Hmmm sounds like many other icecream wrapped in choc....fairly standard then
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The chocolate was good, but not the world's best. Same with the ice cream.
Goes to show you what a good marketing campaign and a catchy slogan will do for a product.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-14-2010, 12:32 PM
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not much what good is an alaskan lesbian to me
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11-28-2010, 02:39 PM
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Saw something on the history or biography channel that reminded me of LordSnows thread here. A member of a black Philadelphia gang was arrested and he rolled on ( confessed the involvement of ) better than 8 people for..... get this.... a bucket of fried chicken. Marlboro and I decided we'd hate to see what he would do for a watermelon. Stereotypes are fun... this guy really reinforced one....
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