04-16-2002, 05:15 AM
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I make sexytime with you
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,616
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Confucious say....
...."It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl"  |
04-16-2002, 01:45 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 658
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so does this mean that Confucious was right and my father was wrong?
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04-16-2002, 05:39 PM
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dragon mane
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: uk manchester
Posts: 778
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confucious says
a good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find
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04-16-2002, 06:12 PM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
Posts: 1,853
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confucius says
carrots can increase a manīs potency but they are difficult to fix.
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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04-16-2002, 06:30 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 16,995
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Confucious says
Man who lays woman on ground have piece on earth
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Growing older is manditory, growing up is optional
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04-16-2002, 07:13 PM
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Princess Domeeveryway
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 1,614
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Confucious say
If you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood just wear your rubbers 
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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?
Sucks, Fucks & Kisses
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04-16-2002, 08:32 PM
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MuffDiver
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Eastern North Carolina
Posts: 2,746
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Confucious says ,
One orgasm , in the bush , is worth two in the hand !
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Muff Diving Co. No Muff To Tough!
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04-16-2002, 09:51 PM
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here and there
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Western NY
Posts: 3,601
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Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."
he also say: "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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04-16-2002, 10:10 PM
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Mooooo!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 830
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Confucious says
Man with hole in pocket feels nuts
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"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults".
~ Gore Vidal
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04-16-2002, 10:17 PM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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Confucious say...
Unwise man get laid in spring have offspring next spring.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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04-16-2002, 11:09 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
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Confucious say :- Woman who drive upside down have crackup.
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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04-17-2002, 01:21 AM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
Posts: 9,293
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Boy with hand in pocket feel cocky
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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04-17-2002, 01:28 AM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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Confucious say--better to sleep on roof than in house with cranky wife.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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04-17-2002, 04:05 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
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Confucious say after brick induced head injury:-
"What Kung Foo that?"
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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04-17-2002, 08:18 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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Confucious say...
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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