I placed a bumber sticker on my wifes car once. It read "Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield".

I did not tell her that it was there...

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

There will be NONE of that HERE!!!

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Where is the bitch slap smilie?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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None on my car...i removed the dealers sticker

They ruin my bumper bar...and i like to be able to see out all my windows...every bit of it

Oh and the fact i really haven't found one yet that really takes me *LOL*

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I wont let me see :bang:

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Assholes *LOL*

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One of the more popular bumper stickers in Cleveland is …

[*HONK* if you’ve never heard an UZI fired ]

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Good for your friend!!!

Mine have been that way since the 80’s, but it HAS to be written into the purchase agreement. I found that out after a verbal agreement.

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One of my personal favorites.


Honk if your horn is broken.
and
Yes I Found him, I have Jesus in the trunk!
or
If you smoke the pot, your banana will rot

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

i love to read em. one of my faves is the fish that has legs and says darwin in the body...like the christian one but with a twist.

i don't have any stickers on my car except for the PBA ones we get when we donate....i'm pretty sure it's led a few coppers to go easy on me.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

None on my car either... my SUV has a small American flag decal on the window... I like it so it stays there. At one point I did have an alumni sticker on the window of my last car... but when I got the new one I did not want to put anything on it.

I was amazed that I parked the new car (a few years ago now) next to another one like it and then I noticed that my dealer had not put any decals on it! I actually called them to thank them for it. The only advertising they put on was a license plate frame (which I replaced).

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

None on my car. If I do any stickers they will be small and in the window. Although my last car had a rather large one in the back window. *shrugs* It has to be perfectly me or it's not going on my car.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Don't have any bumper stickers as I know how close I have to get to read them and don't like others tailgating me. I did put a silver emblem of my favorite NFL team on the mini-van as I got tired of not being able to tell which car was mine. Right after we bought, there were two parked side-by-side. I spent five minutes during a down poor trying to get into them but my keys wouldn't work in either one. I looked up and saw mine on the next row over. DOH!!

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almost nothing better

no bumper stickers here either. i usually pull them off if i get a car with them on, though i do find them funny. i just don't like stickers, i worry about the paint job. on the glass is where i would put them.

I collect funny bumper stickers and put 'em on the fridge with magnets.

That way I can read 'em a million times a day and it don't matter HOW close I get to 'em. :grin:

EXCELLENT link Lilith! Thankyou!!

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

I have 2 on my bumper right now because I had a wreck and there were 2 holes chipped in it so I just got bumper stickers and put over it. I wanted one of those bumper sticker band-aids but I couldn't find one. One says "Well today was a total waste of make-up" And the other is a homestarrunner sticker that just says 'seriously.'

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