06-02-2005, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by cowgirltease
You are fuckin nuts woman. 
I thought this thread was gonna be all serious and shit.
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Bingo! Like my momma always said....don't touch it iff'n ya ain't sure where it's been!...er I mean |
06-02-2005, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MilkToast
It would seem that our dear doc is suffering from some sort of mathematical repression issues and I am most certain that the true channel that will cum in a lot more clearly is 69  and not 39. I mean what good is a good 69 with 30 missing from the fun! Of course getting from 39 to 69 will also require a lot more fidling with the dials... but then that's where a lot of the required therapy is! |
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06-02-2005, 09:37 PM
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So...um...ya.....like I have this problem of always wanting to jump his bones, but I don't want to wear him out. I can't keep my hands off of him. Is this normal Dr. FLiL?
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06-02-2005, 09:41 PM
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Normal....what's normal got to do with how much cheese ya put on yer sandwich? If he's worth his weight in pesos, he'll drop to his knees and thank all things holy and unholy for givin' him a sassy, sexy, red blooded woman like you. And if you wear him out you can always trade him in.
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06-02-2005, 09:44 PM
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here and there
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Originally Posted by Lilith
Boy you're squirrellier than a bunch of pervs at a buy one get two free dildo sale. I like it!
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Buy one and get two free, again another math issue with the doc... that adds up to three of them... now using that good ol' multiplicachion, 3x2=6 and 3x3=9... at least that is if the school marm, whose dress was always so fun to look down, was tellin' no tales (though her tail was also fun to watch)... so we're right back where we started... a good 69 is what the doctor seems to be ordering! And maybe a good spankin' too! 
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06-02-2005, 09:45 PM
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Dr. Flil I desperatly need your help my wife asked me to shave my privates,of course I said NO!!then when I came out of the bathroom after shaving I had a red rash and little squares of toiletpaper stuck every where looked like a grubworm wearing a turtleneck how do I keep my wife from laughing? 
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06-02-2005, 10:24 PM
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gag 'er er I mean fill her mouth with sweet tasting treats...er I mean that's funnier than a chicken knee deep in dumplins' |
06-03-2005, 12:35 AM
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Turn it up!
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Dr. F-Lil, how come I'm so busy I'm hoppin round like a one-legged man in an ass-kickin contest?
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06-03-2005, 08:16 AM
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Cause you're really Dr. Flil's evil twin, your know, the one who makes sense Now get to hoppin' boy. Ya jus' gotta keep on keepin' on! |
06-03-2005, 08:28 AM
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Well, I've got a problem and I thought I might get some input from you too, Doctor F-Lil.
The Situation: A woman I used to be madly in love with throughout high school (note: I only graduated 2 years ago, I'm still young) has just ditched her SLEAZEBAG of a boyfriend (though possibly only temporarily). I need to UTTERLY sweep her off her feet when she comes to town next weekend so she'll forget about him - and end up with me, like it should've been in the first place (I wouldn't have reduced her life to a smoking crater, anyway. Maybe it wouldn't have worked but at least she'd be doing a lot better).
She's kinda geeky, very artsy, and hardly normal. She's also the most beautiful woman in the universe, so I feel rather out of my league when I'm around her, despite her telling me otherwise. Aside from the obvious confidence issue, what can I do? She REALLY means a lot to me, she's sweet, she's smart, she's interesting, she's kind-hearted with a free spirit and she's REALLY REALLY sexy too. She's PERFECT...at least in my view of the world. 
P.S. Yes, if I end up with her, she'll probably become a Pixie, and you guys WILL love that...
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06-03-2005, 09:07 AM
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Whooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now Nelly...talkin' bout puttin' the cart before the horse. She ain't yours yet and you are already writin' checks your ass might not be able cash. Woo her...girls like roses, and sincerity. If her life is a "smokin' crater" then she might need a lover right now like a turkey needs suspenders. Be available but not needy, show her a good time and remind her that love doesn't have to be all land mines and grenades. Make love not war.
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06-03-2005, 10:52 AM
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Bingo! Like my momma always said....don't touch it iff'n ya ain't sure where it's been!...er I mean |
Touche'
*goes back to her corner with her tail between her legs*
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06-03-2005, 11:39 AM
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purty lady...I'm sure there's something much better we can find to tuck between yer legs than yer tail |
06-03-2005, 11:54 AM
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Dear Dr. FLil, My wife has just gotten over her monthly and actually suggested I look forward to some hanky panky tonight. Should I be afraid?
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06-03-2005, 11:58 AM
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Be afraid boy, be very afraid....she's gonna fall asleep swifter than the business of a 3 dollar whore at a sales convention.
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