Post your most embarrassing moment or even something that you would think was most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you.

Ok so this story... CRAZY embarassing!!!

So when I first started masturbating I use to try various textures. So one time I tried a latex glove, those white ones you can steal from dentists or hospitals... Anyway, it felt really good and I orgasmed really hard, and as usually I continued to pet myself to sleep. Sometimes my clit is so sensitive after I cum, it hurts to not touch it. So I was rubbing my clit and I fell asleep with my glove still on and hand still buried in my pussy, butt ass naked on top of my covers. Well, at some point my sister came in the room to drop something off or something like that. And I woke up to her saying, "Kaelynn, What are you doing!?" I woke up jumped under my covers and acted like I was very much still asleep. God I was sooo embarassed! To this day sometimes she'll call me Micheal Jackson, my face still turns red.

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...

When I was about 16,I getting it on hot and heavy with my girlfriend in my bedroom.We were both buck naked and my father walked on on me,when i was going down on her..He never said much,but I was really embarassed

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As long as there's feet at the bottom,and Pussy at the top,They're ALL perfect Legs

You were going down on a girl while your dad was home???

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...

For me, it had to be back in the teen years...my mother would leave the house to have her hair done every Friday, & me & the g/f (later to be Mrs Zoid) would take the opportunity to get nekkid & have some fun...for some reason, I opened the bedroom door to get something, & there stood momma, with her jaw on the floor...

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

My Mum walked in on my first real b/f and me, while I was topless and he was playing with my breasts.

My boyfriend leapt off the bed onto the chair at my computer desk and my Mum and I just howled with laughter.....it was just too funny, but he was mortified!

Unfortunately a couple of hours later a young neighbour came around to return something he'd borrowed. I opened the door, and he greeted me with, 'Hi Lou, glad to see you've got your clothes on now!'

A few years later that same neighbour came on to me one night, and when I asked him at what point he'd stopped thinking of me as a little girl (he'd known me since I was tiny and was about 10 years my senior) he reminded me of the night my Mum had told him about finding me topless with my boyfriend...apparently, at age 17 that was when he'd decided I was fair game for lusting after!

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Nice one

I addmitted in public that I once talked to Steph.

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Why did I KNOW when I saw who the last poster to this thread was that it might have SOMETHING to do with me?

Hey steph I would think that would be your embarrassing moment too

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

:grin: :grin:

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Sounds like a guilty conscious to me.

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ROFLMAO Friends united against the enemy!

When I was in High School, probably ages 14-16....my boyfriend at the time used to walk over to my house two nights a week. He knew where we hid the spare key, and would sneak in through the back door and up the stairs to my bedroom. We would have sex, and then cuddle/talk/pet/etc for a couple of hours, and then he would levae and walk back to his house around 5 am.

One year, we had a foreign exchange student live with us. I have absolutely NO idea what she did in the toilet, but she clogged it like 2220000000000 times thta year. One time she did it on a "boyfriend visit" night at 3 am -- and woke up the ENTIRE house because she didn't know how to use a plunger. I knew I was dead when my stepfather knocked on my bedroom door and asked me to help.....

My boyfriend had to climb into my (very cluttered) closet, and got stuck in there for over an hour while the whole house was awake. He couldn't sneak out until 5:30 that morning, and got caught by HIS mom coming home.

We still joke about that night

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I went to a drugstore that was having a one day cholesterol checkup. After the 45 minute appointment, I went to the cashier to pay up. Reaching into empty pockets, I realized that i had put on a clean pair and hadn't swapped my cash over.

Looking at her waiting, I apologized saying "I have nothing in these jeans"
She looked down and smiled saying... "I sorry to hear that!"

Yes I do have the complexion and ears that turn really red!!!

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