I know for a fact that pouring cognac onto a hoo hoo does nothing but make the recipient scream very loud.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

"hoo hoo"......... (falls over giggling !!!)

Is the OP still on Pixies?

Not sure how to spell it but aren't Ben Wa balls used to tighten ? Their metal with chimes in them.

Theres also a dildo shaped like a dumb-bell. Insert one end and she tightens to hold it in.

Look at a toy site and see what you find.