06-03-2005, 11:43 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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Sex with a Sagitarian???
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06-03-2005, 11:48 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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Mmmmmmmmmm! I could use a whole bunch of those!
In my front yard, with a plastic Santa sleigh behind'm!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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06-03-2005, 11:52 AM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Now THAT is freaky deaky!
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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06-03-2005, 12:11 PM
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Sworn Seeker
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Ottawa
Posts: 122
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LOL WI - only you could come up with the Santa idea...neat thought though. In fact I think it gives me an idea...
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- A Seeker's life is a quest within a quest - a quest for love within a quest to better one's self.
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06-03-2005, 01:46 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
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I'd hit it!
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06-03-2005, 01:49 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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wow very lifelike.
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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06-03-2005, 03:10 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
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As I'm finally ending a 29-yr marriage to a Sagitarian, let me say that you couldn't be more accurate. He looked good, but was basically a mannequin with a pulse.
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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06-03-2005, 04:33 PM
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Sworn Seeker
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Ottawa
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Flutelady: Aww, poor dear. *hugs* Good luck in future endeavours! I'm sure you'll be fine, I've always found you quite charming.
That Thing: LOL...Interesting. That's as much as I'll give it until somebody mechanizes it.
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- A Seeker's life is a quest within a quest - a quest for love within a quest to better one's self.
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06-03-2005, 05:11 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 450
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flutelady
As I'm finally ending a 29-yr marriage to a Sagitarian, let me say that you couldn't be more accurate. He looked good, but was basically a mannequin with a pulse.
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Now wait a minute now...i am a sagitarian..lol...and i think that i am more than mannequin..just one handed at the moment..lol
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06-03-2005, 05:33 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imalikalotapuss
Now wait a minute now...i am a sagitarian..lol...and i think that i am more than mannequin..just one handed at the moment..lol
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I KNEW IT!! I knew my hubby was just an exception to the rule!
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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06-03-2005, 05:38 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow_Kitty
Flutelady: Aww, poor dear. *hugs* Good luck in future endeavours! I'm sure you'll be fine, I've always found you quite charming.
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Thanks Shadow_Kitty (((hugs)))... I'm not only going to be fine, I have been more or less fine for sometime already...although it's still sad to be officially ending the marriage.
But I've got a wonderful Pixie Capricorn and I couldn't be happier.
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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06-03-2005, 05:43 PM
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Mod with Bite
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Vegemite....nuff said!!
Posts: 13,502
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*lmao@wi*
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Equality for all
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06-03-2005, 06:00 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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I'll take a table top 'ass sticking up in the air' please.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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06-03-2005, 06:08 PM
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gurly gurl
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reality
Posts: 33,683
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Wow, they are just having too much fun
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06-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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Boobalicious Member
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a yellow submarine
Posts: 674
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Okay. I was freaking out at first with the old guy. I was totally thinking that was Sean Connery until I saw him from the front. I was having wild images of him licking MY pussy instead of that mannequin chick.
And I'm still not convinced that I didn't see Dave Chapelle.
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A mental mindfuck can be nice.
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