12-08-2010, 12:05 PM
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Yesterday was the little boy about 4 coming in the store singing Christmas tunes.
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12-08-2010, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by sodaklostsoul
Yesterday was the little boy about 4 coming in the store singing Christmas tunes.
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"Jingle bells, Santa smells, Pepsi leads the way . . . "
I remember them well.
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12-08-2010, 05:59 PM
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Here it goes, "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost it's wheel and Joker got away-ay!"
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12-08-2010, 09:05 PM
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No it's.....lacy things the wife is missin. Didn't ask for her permission. I'm wearin her clothes her silk panty hose walking 'round in women's underwear.
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12-08-2010, 09:13 PM
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Being home, listening to Xmas tunes, drinking Asti, and making peanut butter cookies. |
12-08-2010, 10:16 PM
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The email I received from my dad. I posted it in the jokes section.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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12-08-2010, 10:43 PM
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It's a legitimate Christmas tune. Not my choice of dress.
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12-08-2010, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Snow
It's a legitimate Christmas tune. Not my choice of dress.
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For VERY small values of "legitimate"??? I've never heard it. |
12-08-2010, 11:25 PM
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For VERY small values of "legitimate"??? I've never heard it.
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It is sung to the tune of, 'Winter Wonderland" |
12-09-2010, 12:14 AM
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No it's.....lacy things the wife is missin. Didn't ask for her permission. I'm wearin her clothes her silk panty hose walking 'round in women's underwear.
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My God, it's a Christmas Lumberjack.
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12-09-2010, 03:21 AM
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12-09-2010, 09:19 PM
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Many people assume it's a Weird Al Yankovic song, but it's actually a Twisted Tune from Bob Rivers.
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Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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12-10-2010, 11:51 PM
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Causer of Unrest
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A good yearly review, and a raise.
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12-11-2010, 08:49 AM
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What's a raise?
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12-11-2010, 11:21 AM
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Insatiable
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Planning for a home renovation next year...been waiting 15 years for this!!!
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