OMG--I just found the coolest site in my quest to ease Lixy's mind. You can get there from here:

Am I Right?

It's full of misheard lyrics and song parodies. Here's an example:

"I'm a Believer" Originally by The Monkeys
"I'm a Retriever" Parody by Little Lion

I thought the only dogs who worked were malamutes
Or some hunting dog but sure not me
Boredom would get to me
Or that's the way it seems
'Till one day I saw a lake in my dreams

Chorus:
And then I took a dive!
Now I'm a retriever!
Not a trace!
Of doubt in my mind!
I'm a lab (Aroooooyeah!)
I'm a retriever! I'm a retriever!
I retrieve!

I didn't know I had a chance to compete
I thought it was just for fun to fetch
But I was quite mistaken!
I won a show!
Now I'm on an Animal Planet show!

Chorus:
And then I took a dive!
Now I'm a retriever!
Not a trace!
Of doubt in my mind!
I'm a lab (Arooooooyeah!)
I'm a retriever! I'm a retriver!
I retrieve!

I retrieve!
I retrieve!
I retrieve!
ARooooooooo.....

Anyone have any favorite misheard lyrics or parodies they'd like to post here--either your own, or ones you found on the site? Booger--this is right up your alley.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Another good directory of misheard lyrics:

http://www.kissthisguy.com/index.html

title refers to the Jimi Hendrix line, "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy/the sky"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

LMAO guys!

Now get back to snooping for my song! The guy at work I was sure would know......he didn't! Damn!

I'll snoop too......as soon as I get some friggin time!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

in art class in highschool we were allowed to bring in cds and i brought in Jimi Hendrix. I had to replay that song twice before a girl i knew realized he was singing "kiss the sky" instead of "kiss this guy"

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.