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If love is blind why is lingerie so popular

If she missed it, buy a ring.

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At the very least backrubs and chocolate help. Don't say anything that she can misconstrue into a reason to pluck and eat your head.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

That means Duck Tape your mouth until next August.

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That won't help. You'll still be thinking stupid thoughts.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

And she will be able to read them so best just avoid eye contact

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

So it's Duck Tape, sun glasses and a foil hat for you dude!



lmao

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And you should prolly know where your car keys are at all times

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

On day in class the fifth grade teacher was teaching about punctuation.
When she asked which punctuation mark made the most impact little Johnny's
hand immediatly flew up. Now knowing his reputation she was worried about his
responce, but figured there was no way he could cause problems with this topic.
So she asked him to come up to the black board and draw his answer.
When he got there he made a simple dot on the board. She asked was he sure of
his answer to which he replied"Yes I'm sure." She tried tocorrect him that an
exclamation point had more impact than a simple period, but he would not believe her.
When she asked how could a period have more impact he replied " I dont know how it does"
"All I konw is my sister missed one and my Dad went on a three day drunk, My mom
had a nervous break down, and our neighbor Mr. Smith moved out of town!"

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

LMFAO Observant little buggar

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~*Larky*~

Duck Tape ROFLMAO!!!!!!

He he it is Duct Tape used initially for sealing around airconditioning ducting - I know cos I worked with mechanical services people for 20 years and saw heaps of ducting and miles of duct tape in that time.

Doing the dishes and all of the laundry would be a good thing too.

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.