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That is funny, those people need a job, but now i have the strange urge to sing along.......... rotflmao

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

that is great sharni....LMFAO

ROFLMAO!!

Thats great!

OMG, gonna have to watch it again!

LOL TY!!

OMG Too funny.

I love the out-takes.

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"Fuck, it won't stick."

ROFLMAO!!!

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~ I need someone really bad .... are you really bad? ~

White Lace
Back In Black
Slow Tease

~ If I were your woman
and you were my man
You'd have no other woman
You'd be weak as lamb ~

~Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.~

That's hilarious... lol

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Not to be used as a flotation device?

If swallowed...don't induce vomiting?

LMFAO!!!!!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Darlin' precious cute!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

that was a treat, thanks sharni. i got a real kick out of the disclaimer at the end.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

OMG!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Bloody great!!!

but...


Bloody annoying!!
All day at work I'm singing "It fits in a sock, it's better than cock, and unlike a man it's slow..." and "It's dildo! It's DILDO! It's big, it's flashy it's ribbed! It's DILDO! IT'S DILDO! Yes, that's right, it's ribbed!"
I've gotten the STRANGEST looks from everyone! I can't get that damn song out of my head!!!!!


DAMN funny though!
CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

this would be my next Karaoke song that I am going to sing

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.