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Kids and Condoms
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy
asks, "What are these, Dad?".
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are
called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've
heard of that in health class at school." He looks
over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One
for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks
"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for
Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married
men, One for January, one for February, one for March...
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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