04-21-2003, 03:47 PM
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What is the term for a member of a nomadic tribe of large bosom fearing men?
spermburper
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04-21-2003, 07:53 PM
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Just me.
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What do you call a "protein upper?"
Koolaid
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04-23-2003, 10:47 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is a dildo that has been placed in the 'fridge?
fingered by the mob.
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04-23-2003, 10:51 AM
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What is group masturbation?
An Army of One.
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04-23-2003, 11:06 AM
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Registered User
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Location: The Prairies, Canada
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What is battle fatigue?
What is a sailboat race without wind?
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04-23-2003, 04:03 PM
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Little Wild One
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what is a good time to "make the boat rock"?
red hot disk
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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04-23-2003, 04:43 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what when made of metal leaves a nasty welt and the stink of burning flesh?
Red hot poker
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04-24-2003, 03:58 PM
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What is a pig on the rotisserie ... oh, you said poker not porker. Close enough. 
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04-25-2003, 04:51 PM
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Who is it that a bell fishes with??...Oh, you said tolls not trolls....er is that close enough?
Red Badge of Courage.
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04-25-2003, 05:50 PM
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What did I get when I gave her what she wanted at that special time?
Dingleberry.
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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04-25-2003, 06:42 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What grows on Dingle Trees?
Direct Deposit
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04-25-2003, 06:43 PM
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Just me.
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What results from riding bareback?
Speed Zone Ahead
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04-25-2003, 08:30 PM
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Stiff Member
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Jackrabbit pace will earn you this.
Splat!
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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04-26-2003, 01:48 AM
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Little Wild One
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What is the sound cum makes when hitting the wall, a body or something?
a little red light bulb that blinks...
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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04-26-2003, 06:55 AM
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Just me.
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How can you tell a truly fast prostitute?
Amtrak
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