If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity )

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump..

(OK, so that would be a good thing.....................)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

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Those are interesting and you made them cute!

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Osuche your so hilarious. I wanna be a pig too in my next life and the added bonus is we won't have to clean our homes.

I also know for a fact I could have heated a cup of coffee. Maybe even a whole pot.

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My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

LOL those are hilarious (due to your comments of personal thought) A pig LOL

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i love to read things like this very interesting thanks oushe....by the way some women call us pigs (men) wish i had the 30 minute thing workin for me

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sexy horny women fan...... :

Ok now where do i sign up to be a pig?!!!

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:3: Life is just one Fucking thing after another..

Yea, but how often does a pig have sex???

Does 30 1minutes Orgasms count the same???

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Uh oh... I better not let anyone know my butt might be a WMD!

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