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Old 04-01-2017, 11:08 AM
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Old 04-27-2017, 06:39 PM
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(This has nothing to do with this thread but the post from DB made me think of it.

I had an Uncle who would watch for a bird to fly over my Aunt's (his wives) head. When the bird was right over head he'd clap his hands together. Just once, a loud clap. The bird would poop right on Aunt's head! Poor Aunt Belle, she got it every time.

I have only tried it twice, but both times it worked. Not on Aunt Belle, since she's passed away long ago.)
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TY Teddy. I'll try that.


I think freshly washed cars just look so good the birds want to buy it so they put a deposit on them.
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(This has nothing to do with this thread but the post from DB made me think of it.

I had an Uncle who would watch for a bird to fly over my Aunt's (his wives) head. When the bird was right over head he'd clap his hands together. Just once, a loud clap. The bird would poop right on Aunt's head! Poor Aunt Belle, she got it every time.

I have only tried it twice, but both times it worked. Not on Aunt Belle, since she's passed away long ago.)


I'd never heard of that before. I'll have to remember that, too!
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