Ah, here are the refreshments requested… I brought these principally for TDK (now for all the guys) but I’m sure you fellows will all enjoy. Look… it’s Chateau De Blitz, vintage- Tuesday. You’ll love it! Drink up guys!

(I see that Diva’s hand grabbed World by the nuts, I mean Diva grabbed NutWorld by the hand and is twirling him around the dance floor.)

Come right in Bogeyman. I’m answering the door while our hostess is stuck on ProphetReality’s lap. The party is just really getting started. Glad to see you’re back Jay. That skinny-dip you suggested sure was invigorating! Here’s a drink. Have a seat until the girls start the next dance.

Who’s that behind you? Well, Irish…Bilbo and Sharniqua…and Leigh, so glad you all decided to make it.


Say, Irish, could I talk to you a moment? Step over here………………..:yellghst:

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(now I know why IRISH drinks that diet coke)

I’ll help you ProphetReality with putting the lipstick and eye shadow on the shaved side.
Now let’s take those pictures. One from the left, the right, and the front.

Hay, who wrote “TRANSEXUAL WITH INSTALLMENT PAYMENTS” in lipstick and charcoal on his chest?

Now ProphetReality, you need to run this film down to the ½ hr developing at the corner drug store. It will be funny!!!

Here, go out the side door, and take the snowshoes! <shouts out the door behind ProphetReality> You can’t miss it, It’s Vancouver Super Drug, on the left. <slams door> (now we’ll see who the bouncer is):yellghst: :yellghst:

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Looks like a great place to start a party.

Plenty of everything to drink including oil cans of Fosters. Beautiful naked people and good music

Say Glyndwr, I saw a Christmas present addressed to you from Sears out by the igloo. Here, go out the front door and get you gift before you get too buzzed.
<Holds door open> I want you to be safe….here take this with you..
<unplugs iron and hands it to Glyndwr> … if you have any problem, you can beat’em off with this!
<slams door, grabs a lamb sandwich & a Fosters, puts arm around Bilbo and Leigh and heads for dance floor>

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Hay Nut, there is this HOT chick who is out back walking her dog. Her name is Susan. If you go out and meet Miss Butcher, you can show her how well you dance and she’ll be all yours for the night.
I know for a fact that she’s a hard driving woman and stay up all night.

Here,… sneak out the back door and just keep going up NORTH WEST Street.
<holds door open and shouts> You can’t miss her! She’s the one with the dogs! <slams door>
(exit- stage north-west and say hi to snaggle puss and Sgt. Preston):yellghst: :yellghst:

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I think they’re getting nasty. (I sure hope so!!)

Say, CeltGuy, why do you think the girls need a spanking?
What we need is a good leather paddle.
There’s this place called St. John Hobble & Hump right down EAST Street here.

<holds side door open and points to sheep tied to tree> You can take Bilbo’s horse there and hurry back.

<slams door> (now ride that fucker into the SUN-RISE)

NOW WE START THE PARTY!!! :yellghst:

Anyone know any good limricks?

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There once was a man from Nantuckett.......


Now what was that name again there Panty? On 2nd thought I dont care..I'm not leaving. The party is just getting warmed up.


And why do I want to wander up the street when there are ALL these beautiul women here???

Besides I'm not done dancing with Diva yet...

And you had it right the first time..she's definatly got my world by the nuts..and it feels OHHHH soo great!!!

Sitting quietly in the corner, nursing a schooner glass

of Chateau Le Face 69.

Nice party, nice people, nice wine. Where am I again?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I wrote my last exam of the term today, so now I'm officially on holiday and I can *really* start to party now! And I think I've found the best crowd on earth to party with... You Pixies folk are fantastic! Glad you all kept the party going while I was studying...

Now, in no particular order:

Celt Guy, thanks for forgiving me... I still feel guilty, though, so maybe you'd better spank me after all? It might help alleviate the guilt... by replacing it with another feeling altogether!

Prophet, mmm, sitting on your lap is fun! I have to go play hostess a little and mingle for a bit, but the moment I see you starting to sulk again you can bet your britches that I'll be landing on your lap again! (Oh wait. You're not wearing britches... Not wearing anything, for that matter! Well, you can bet whatever you like!)

Diva, that's some mighty fine dancing you're doing with Nutworld there! Fancy footwork! You two look like you're really enjoying yourselves, dancing close like that --- maybe when I get a minute, I'll be able to find someone to dance with me too!

Bogeyman, by all means, come on in!!! It's a pleasure to meet you. And mmmm, I do mean pleasure! (I love your pics in the other forum, by the way...)

Jay, patience is a virtue and deserves a reward! Can you think of any way I can reward you for yours?

PantyFanatic and Sharniqua, glad to see you're making yourselves at home and getting into the party... Thanks, Panty, for playing doorman while I was gone! But why are you two trying to get rid of our guests? This party's only just getting warmed up!

And last but certainly not least, OldFart, glad to see you're enjoying my wine cellar! But be careful, unless you want to end up wearing lipstick and razor stubble like TDK over there!

Well, I take it this isn't much of a limerick crowd... Can anyone think of another good party game? I'd suggest strip poker, but since no one's wearing much to begin with, I think it might be a short game --- anyone still wearing anything is probably just looking for the excuse to take it all off anyway!

--- sweetstuff

…trying to get over were sent on the snip hunt.:yellghst:



Sharniqua had just arrived, was only following the lead. (...and she knows the difference)

Don’t worry!
They’ll figure it out….and be back stiffer than ever… and with a better attitude.:yellghst:

All part of becoming an old bull.

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Hey panty! As luck would have it, my attitude, and everything else, are just fine, so you'll have to run your own errands. Personally I'd say have a drink and relax though...


C.G.

Shit, typical of me to be late to a party. But I have brought a couple of bottles of COLD peppermint schnapps to make it up to all of you. It's great for shots or for pouring it over those lickable private areas! Yum!

Who wants to dance?

rrrabbit

Mmmmmm..Ill have a shot of peppermint schnapps!!!!...Welcome Rabbit!


Hope you left your clothes at the door!

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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Clothes? What clothes?

(rabbit serves Diva some schnapps naked)

Diva, you are absolutely stunning. Let's dance.

Hope my woody isn't in the way .

Well,

Since my dancing partner is cutting a rug..with schnapps in hand...I wonder what othe mischief I can wander into.....

Thanks for the dance Diva, excellent as usual.

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