Doctor, I'm in trouble. I can't stop wetting my pants. It's really getting me down and I've got to find some way of controlling it.

You were right to come and see me, but don't worry: incontinence among women is much more common than you might think...

Incontinence? You think I've been pissing in my pants? Oh no, it's much worse than that! What happens, you see, when I need a piss, I get in the loo, lift up my skirt, slide my hands down the back of my panties, slide them over my arse and sit down. I pee away quite happily, then wipe my pee hole with the paper. The thing is, I invariably brush the paper against the lips of my pussy, too, and as soon as I do that it gets all wet. I grab another piece of paper to wipe that away, and by the time my hand gets back to my pussy I'm absolutely dripping wet.

I see... Perhaps we'd better take a look.