06-09-2004, 10:48 PM
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==>The Way To A Man's Heart Is........
still through his stomach apparently
You Should Cook: Silky Smooth Dip
This sexy dip may sound healthy, but it's packed with aphrodisiacs.
Carrots are an age old sex stimulator, used as a prep food for orgies way back when.
And eggplants are known as the "Apples of Love"
Here's how to make it:
3 oz. diced eggplants
1 T oil
2 t dried chili flakes
1 1/2 T soy sauce
1 T rice vinegar
1 t suger
1/2 t sesame oil
1/2 onion thinly sliced
Vegetables to dip (carrots, brocolli, celery, bell peppers, etc)
Place the eggplant pieces into a double boiler, and cook for 15 minutes or until softened. Drain and set aside.
In a small frying pan, heat the oil. Add the chili falkes and cook for about 30 seconds. Remove from the heat and stir in the soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, and sesame oil. Pour the mixture over the eggplant. Cover and chill for about 30 minutes in the refridgerator.
Stir the sliced onion into the eggplant mixture, and check the seasoning.
Serve with a variety of crunchy vegetables to dip, and with some bread sticks or hot pita bread. Pour a glass of red wine, and let lust take over!
Mr. Lil would not touch that with a 10' pole much less a 7 " penis
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06-09-2004, 11:12 PM
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You Should Cook: Honey and Cream Figs
This is packed with aphrodisiacs that also satisfy your sweet tooth
Figs represent a woman's love box - and honey is a time tested love food.
And chocolate? Well, there's a reason it's often though of as "better than sex"!
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06-10-2004, 08:50 AM
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You Should Cook: Wickedly Wonderful Wings
Spicy enough to set the both of you on fire...
And a touch of honey to ensure a sweet life together.
Plus, with protein and vitamin B - you'll have plenty of stamina
Here's how to make it:
2 t vegetable oil
1/2 onion, finely chopped
1 garlic clove, crushed
1 T clear honey
2 T ketchup
2 T Worcestershire sauce
1 t mustard
1 t chili sauce
4 chicken wings
1 T flour
salt and pepper
Heat the oven to 400F. Heat the oil in a small pan, add the onions and garlic and fry for 5 minutes, or until softened. Stir in the honey, ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, and chili sauce. Cover and simmer gently for 1-2 minutes.
Put the flour on a plate and season with salt and pepper. Turn chicken in the seasoned flour to coat evenly, then brush liberally with the sauce from the pan. Place chicken wings on a baking tray and cook in the oven for about 30 minutes, or until browned and cooked through.
Serve piping hot.
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06-10-2004, 09:02 AM
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Take 1 (one) loved woman and spread her on a bed.
Undress well and eat thoroughly.
Repeat until ceiling is totally covered.
Wash ceiling and repeat.
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06-10-2004, 09:28 AM
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Wickedly Wonderful Wings
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06-10-2004, 09:49 AM
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I thought the way to a man's heart was between the ribs, with a thin blade.
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06-10-2004, 10:29 AM
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4 chix wings???????????????????????????????? apparently it's not a very big stomach
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06-10-2004, 11:00 AM
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ROFL Lil
Honey & cream figs here, too
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06-10-2004, 06:31 PM
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You Should Cook: Shrimp in Avocado Bed
Sounds unsexy? Think again. Imagine hand feeding one another shrimp.
Not to mention savoring the avocados, which were compared to testicals in ancient times.
This meal has enough zinc and proteins for you and your love to go at it again.
Here's how to make it:
4 ounces large fresh shrimp
1 red chili pepper
3 T oilve oil
2 garlic cloves, crushed
Salt and pepper
1 avocado
2 T mayo
Remove the heads and shells from the shrimp, leaving tails intact. Halve the chili lengthwise and discard the seeds.
Heat the oil in a pan. Add the shrimp, chili, and garlic. Cook over a high heat for about 3 minutes until the shrimp are pink. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
Meanwhile, halve the avocado lengthwise and remove the stone.
When the shrimp are cooked, remove them from the pan and pat dry with paper towels. Stir in the mayonaise. Divide the shrip equally between the two avocado halves and serve.
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06-10-2004, 06:43 PM
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More wings here...
I don't even care for wings...
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06-12-2004, 01:15 AM
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You Should Cook: Honey and Cream Figs
What is it with all thei cream figs stuff?
Figs don't even make good fish bait. UGH.
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06-12-2004, 09:06 PM
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Re: ==>The Way To A Man's Heart Is........
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06-12-2004, 10:45 PM
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Keeping warm
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You Should Cook: Shrimp in Avocado Bed
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06-13-2004, 03:22 AM
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Wickedly Wonderful Wings here...geesh I hate chicken! lol
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06-13-2004, 08:06 PM
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Hee hee. Good one!
I got "You Should Cook: Shrimp in Avocado Bed"
This was much fun.
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