This might be fun ... take an ol' nursery rhyme and alter it a bit to give it a "Pixie" flavor. Can be short or long ... for example:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
When Jack came down
He had a frown,
Cuz' Jill left with Mad Hatter.


or


Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Humping pretty Paulie's tail,
Pumping very quickly and quite fast.

Now he's getting all flushed red,
I think he's 'bout to soak the bed,
Just ain't no way that bunny's gonna' last.

Little Paulie's on the edge,
Moaning there right on the bed,
I think she's drained our Peter's poor ol' mast.

Now the story's almost done,
They're cleaning up the gooey cum,
I suspect, tho', this time will not be their last.

Oh, the entire text of PD Eastman's kids' book, "Snow" is hilarious if you merely replace the word "snow" witht he word "sex".

A couple examples:
"Sex is good for me and you. Men and women. Horses, too."

"Sex is good. It lets you slide. it lets you give your dog a ride."

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Old Mother Hubbard,

went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over Rover took over.

And gave her a bone of his own.



""stolen" by me lol

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jill came down with half a crown
and now she has a daughter.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the Kings horsemen
And all the King's men
Said "Fuck it" and had omelette.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Baa baa black sheep, how long is your polel?
Long enough, long enough to in fit her hole.
Once in my mistress, once in the dame,
And once in that sexy ewe who lives
Down the lane.

THE FARMER'S IN RACHEL

The farmer’s in Rachel
The farmer’s in Rachel
Going slow in her derriere-o
The farmer’s in Rachel.

His cock slides in real nice
His cock slides in real nice
Going slow in her derriere-o
His cock slides in real nice.

His body’s getting tense
His body’s getting tense
Going slow in her derriere-o
His body’s getting tense.

It suddenly shoots its load
It suddenly shoots its load
Going slow in her derriere-o
It suddenly shoots its load

It floods her with his cum
It floods her with his cum
Going slow in her derriere-o
It floods her with his cum.

Boy was that sure fun
Boy was that sure fun
Going slow in her derriere-o
Boy was that sure fun.

Now he slips softly out
Now he slips softly out
From going slow in her derriere-o
Now he slips softly out.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!

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I love a little pussy

I love a little pussy,
It’s skin is oh so warm,
And if I slip inside it,
She'll share with me her charms.

So I'll lay there between her legs,
And will not drive her soon away,
Cuz' her pussy and I will linger,
And very gently play.

Little bow peep fucked a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his ass so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice

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Little Boy Blue, she'll blow your horn,
You know little Suzie, she'll keep it all warm.
So take our your cock and give her a peek
She'll empty it's cum by sucking your meat.

Betty Betty Moist and Ready

Betty, Betty, moist and ready,
Look how you made him grow.
When you see his pre-cum you say, “Oh yum,”
it looks like you’re ready to sow”

There once was a girl by the name of Kim
She had a Guy by the name of Jim
Big fat balls and a hairy long dick
Stuck it down her throat and made her sick
She gagged and puked and gagged some more
Yes sir e she is a whore
Big fat tits and a hairy cunt to boot
If you don't watch it she will set on your snoot
Suck your head right up her twat
Her ass is as big as a parking lot
She died at the age of 26
Because she like to suck those dicks.

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Old Mother Hubbard,
Looked at his scabbard …
And dreamed of sucking his bone.
Unzipping his pants
She started to dance,
It jumped out, all moist and it shone!

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came, she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep.

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