GOLDFISH & Paracetamol - Catatonia

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

COWboy Style - Kylie Minogue

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

KANGAROO Court - Adorable

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

BUG Powder Dust - Bomb The Bass

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

CAMEL Toe - Fanny Pack (I kid you not, it is a real song!!)

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

TURKEY Crossing - Curve

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

SANDFLY - The Superjesus

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

I Wish I Had DUCK Feet - Orbital

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

KITTEN Moon - Fluke

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

WHALE - Catatonia

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Lost CAT - Catatonia

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

I have heard that song...

*singing* Mm hmm...that's right...goodness me...Oh NO! I see your coochie baby I see your Camel toe!" funny funny
I hope I got the words right.

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Lazy Evening
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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown

For the record:

um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

i could see her uterus her pants were too tight
she must've owned panties that were not in sight i walked right by the poor woman didn't know
she had a frontal wedgie
a Camel Toe

[chorus]
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe

girl thats gotta hurt
take some time an dadjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show cursin people out
with your Camel Toe

[Repeat Chorus]

first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
wearin pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe

[Repeat chorus]

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

I Want a DOG - Pet Shop Boys

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Galactic - Funky Bird

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Life's a journey, not a destination.

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