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Old 03-23-2006, 07:01 AM
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A young woman in a coma is moved to a new room in the hospital.
After a few days her nurse notices that every time she sponge bathes the
patient around her crotch, the nearby monitor indicates that the
patient's vital signs increase significantly.

The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the
stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma. She calls the woman's
husband, tells him she thinks oral sex can revive his wife, and he
agrees.

When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room,
closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door.

Five minutes later, the husband comes running out of the room screaming
that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted to zero and that she
needs a doctor immediately.

The nurse, upset that her idea not only didn't work, but seemed to be
threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked the man
what had happened.

The husband replied. "I'm not sure, but I think she choked".
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Old 03-23-2006, 01:20 PM
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hahhaha, clever!
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Old 03-23-2006, 05:52 PM
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Hmmmmmm
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Old 03-23-2006, 11:33 PM
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Personally I did't find it funny.....
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Old 03-24-2006, 07:50 AM
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That's a guy for ya....thinking of himself only....
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WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:47 AM
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I know so typicall and so true for all the wrong reason's........... lol
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Old 03-29-2006, 06:14 AM
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LOL...well that shit didnt happen in my hospital bed let me tell ya!
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Old 03-29-2006, 06:28 AM
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LMAO. That was cute. Sharni, you need to speak to Bilbo!
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Old 03-29-2006, 03:18 PM
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Made me giggle
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